Since choosing Willem’s blog to “advertise” in my sidebar, I thought it was only fitting to move him up the queue. I’ve enjoyed many of his articles and was thrilled that he offered to place my ad on his blog, even though the requirement was a reciprocal link—it didn’t have to be an ad. I hope that after my review, he will keep my ad in place. :P

So, Willem’s Internet Blog, here are 10 things I hate about your site:

  1. Flashback to the days of dail-up—your load time is ridiculous.
  2. Your sidebar is out of control, hence the ridiculous load time.
  3. Your blog theme is overused.
  4. There’s too much information at once.
  5. Your RSS appears to be broken.
  6. There’s no contact page.
  7. What’s with the Wikipedia obsession?
  8. The green border around most of your images.
  9. Your blog is not valid, in fact it’s the antithesis of valid.
  10. What’s with the 2-D and ISBN barcodes?

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10 things I hate about your site:

  1. Flashback to the days of dail-up—your load time is ridiculous. In my last review, I teased Beyond Left Field about his load time. He’s got nothing on you. Using Firefox 2 on my PC, it took your homepage 26 seconds to load, and I’d been to your blog before in this browswer. Using Safari on my Mac (a browser I hadn’t viewed your blog in) it took your blog 37 seconds to load. Then I ran your blog through Web Page Analyzer. The results were not pretty (Click on the thumbnail to see the full-size image.):

    What does this mean? It’s obvious. Your blog takes WAY too long to load and I bet you are missing out on a ton of new readers because of this. The first step should be a no-brainer (see #2). I also recommend you check out the Web Page Analyzer. Run your URL through it and read the results. It will give you all of your load time stats, as well as a list of all of your individual objects, and recommendations.

  2. Your sidebar is out of control, hence the ridiculous load time. You have so many widgets and “things” on your sidebar it’s no wonder your load time is out of this world. Do you really need an animated tag cloud that doesn’t blend in to your look-and-feel? Do any of your readers really care “Where I’m At”? Besides, since you belong to every social network under the sun, they can surely find you this way.What does this mean? Very simple: get rid of the crap. Some of the items on your sidebar are simply not necessary. Take your sidebar back and put it to work for you. I would recommend in place of things like Feedjit, visitor flags, my nerd score, etc., you place more relevant links to your own blog. Things like “Popular Posts,” “Comments,” and some post excerpts from your other blog.
  3. Your blog theme is overused. I know of 2 other blogs with the Aspire theme, one of which I frequent regularly.1 Normally, I would say this is not a big deal—what are the odds that the average reader is going to ever come across these blogs with the same theme (since they are completely unrelated), however, you both belong to Entrecard. I’m guessing I’m not the only person who has visited both of your blogs.What does this mean? Of course I would recommend a new theme :) or a custom theme. Honestly, a custom theme is the only way to ensure that no other blog looks like yours. This is an option, however, that many bloggers are not comfortable persuing.2
  4. There’s too much information on the main page. Your articles contain great content, meaning most of them are pretty long. Additionally, not everyone is interested in everything, but they still have to scroll through long posts to see what’s next.What does this mean? Since you are using WordPress, make use of the awesome <!--more--> tag. This tag allows you to show a post excerpt on the front page, and the entire post content on the permalink page. This helps readers scroll through your blog faster, finding more posts that interest them, and it keeps your text-heavy content from looking so overwhelming. There are also some SEO benefits in using the ‘more’ tag.3 For additional information, check out Post Excerpts and the More Tag in WordPress.
  5. Your RSS appears to be broken. I’m not able to display your feed in IE7 or Firefox 3. In FF I receive a message regarding an XML parsing error, and IE states the feed cannot be displayed due to coding errors.What does this mean? Go in and have a looksie at your RSS.
  6. No contact page. Sure, you belong to every social network under the sun. There are people out there, however who prefer not to use social networking, or who don’t want to jump through hoops and leave your blog just to contact you.What does this mean? Include some kind of contact page with your email information and/or a form. I use EmailMe. Their form contacts are simple, customizable, and free.
  7. What’s with the Wikipedia obsession? Sure, you have some pretty brainy posts and there’s bound to be a term or phrase some readers won’t understand. It’s also great that you want to educate them. It is insulting, however, to assume they don’t understand words like ‘download’ or ‘online’.4What does this mean? Be more discerning regarding your Wikipedia links. Only provide links to terms that are outside of normal internet language.
  8. The green border around most of your images. This green border seems to come out of nowhere, and it’s not consistent. It appears around most of your images, but there are a few without it. Maybe it’s a link thing? The issue is that while it may work for certain images, it doesn’t work for elements like your signature. If you were writing a letter on paper, would you put a green box around your signature?What does this mean? Get rid of the green border. Not only does the color NOT match your blog’s look-and-feel, it’s really distracting around most of your images.
  9. Your blog is not valid, in fact it’s the antithesis of valid. When I ran it through the W3C validator there were 391 errors. I know that when using a pre-made theme and including lots of 3rd party widget content you can’t control coding problems. The issue is that at the bottom of the blog you state “Valid XHTML and CSS” and you provide a link to the validator populated with your URL. Not a good idea.What does this mean? 1) Don’t state that your blog is valid when it’s not, and 2) don’t provide a link to the validation service! :P The other option is to go through your blog and fix all of the validation problems.
  10. What’s with the 2-D and ISBN barcodes? ‘ll pretend I know, but enlighten my readers.What does this mean? That’s what I’d we’d like to know. What do these mean? Do I have to turn in my geek badge for not knowing what these are for? I thought barcodes were for scanning my groceries at check-out.

In Summary

The content on your blog is very thorough and it’s apparent you love what you do. It’s also apparent that you love gadgets and can’t resist all of the bells and whistles that can be added to your blog. My advice? Resist. Pare down the sidebar and the plugins. Your blog (and your readers) will thank you.

  1. The load time of this blog is about a third of what your load time is, BTW. []
  2. I think now is a good time to remind you that Web-Betty does design. ;) []
  3. I’m not going to cover any SEO benefits, as I’m not experienced enough at SEO to talk about it. Hey, at least I’m honest! []
  4. There is a link to ‘download’ on the post “Windows 7 slow” and there is a link to ‘online’ on the post “Web 4.0, Another Definition”. []

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